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There are few things that matter. I will clarify:

  • Apple is God's gift to this world
  • I know how to use fonts
  • Ring tones get me the ladies
  • Slippers are versatile
  • I twitter from my iPhone
  • I voluntarily pay more for college than it actually costs
  • I do my taxes months in advance
  • Everything in life should end with a report
There is nothing more frustrating than:
  • Fonts other than Helvetica
  • Giggling
  • Load-balancing
  • Removable batteries
  • Vista...or Microsoft in general
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"Steve's services are 100% reliable 100% of the time." -Dave Jassak

"He answers his phone when I call him." -Dave Shoff